Cutting Ethan’s nails requires the precision of disabling a bomb. It’s one of the scariest things I have to do. Therefore, I don’t do it. My mother-in-law has taken on this responsibility. I’ve tried to reclaim ownership, but I think she loves doing it. That, or she has no faith in me at all, due to the several times that I’ve cut him and given him blisters.

Well, regardless, she really needs to up her nail-cutting game, because Ethan has been going Edward Scissors Hands on his face.

Notice the battle wound from a recent scuffle he had with himself during his nap. Yes, I know it’s just itty bitty, but to a mom, it might as well be a gash across his entire face! It’s actually in the shape of a tiny tear. Thug life: