To be fair, now that Ethan is mobile, there’s a potential death trap around every corner. I have to watch his every single move. It’s for his own good.

That said, I am legit obsessed with the kid. My nightly routine consists of scanning through 2781 photos/videos of him, all while my favorite program, “EAC – Ethan’s Baby Monitor” is running in the background. This is after I’ve already spent all day with him, cuddling, kissing, playing, smothering, “boo boo blah blah”ing. I can’t get enough!

And to quote the excuse of all stalkers, it’s just because I love him so damn much!

How could I not? Look at the kid.